Code of conduct

Code of conduct for me

This code of conduct applies to all me that work at me,
including full-time and part-time employee, as well as slave

Purpose

To enforce good behavior of all of those working at me.

This code covers:

• How employee should handle matters with video games
• Proper clothing for skydiving
• The use of drugs in the workplace
• Lizard handling techniques
• What to do if you end up in an alternate dimension
• Voice Training to sound like a girl
• Tom Scott
• Eating

Our value, and how me show it each days

• Treat everyone like they just gave you a burger: here at me, me make it our top priority to keep everyone happy, and that means giving them respect as if they just gave you a burger. This means; smile, smile, smile, smile, be polite, and most importantly, smile.

Expected behaviour

• Treat customers and me with kindness and respect
• Communicate clearly and professionally
• Let me use the bathroom
• Following all of our value and procedure
• Enjoy all things lizard and reptile
• Listening to women (their opinions matter just as much)

Drug and alcohol policy

Drugs are BAD, and alcohol is BAD.
If me are to drink weed or smoke beer, me will explode.

Lizard policy

As a mamber of me me are expected to care for all lizards with the utmost importance. Lizards are the core of our corparation, and need to be treated as such.

Conflicts of interest

Employee should avoid situations that could influence, or appear to influence, their judgement. This include:

• Leaning too far to the right
• Doing greater or equal to 5 counter-clockwise spins
• Exiting the workplace without saying “goodbye pookie”

Use of company property and technology

Employee are expected to use company property and technology properly. This includes:

• Treating protogens with respect
• Only making toast when you need to